Disney Expert

We asked a few of our TheMouseForLess list members to complete the following sentence: You know you are a Disney "expert"(aka fanatic) when ...

We got some fun and imaginative answers. If you would like to add your idea of what it means to be a "Disney expert" to this page, please submit it to info@themouseforless.com.

You know you're a Disney Expert when...

You know you are a Disney expert when looking for your car at Wal-Mart you tell your spouse you parked in the Goofy section! -- Cristal

You have a bumper sticker that reads "My Other Vehicle is a Monorail (Omnimover, Peoplemover, Teacup, etc...) -- Jeff Contompasis

You know you're a Disney expert when your daughter calls from work because her supervisor wants to go to WDW and needs some advice on where to stay, what to pack and what kind of tickets to purchase. Or when your DH refers to you as "My wife the Disneyphile". -- Marie Lemmon

You know you're an "expert" when you get up in the morning and instead of shaving, you have to trim your mouse ears! -- Shelly

You're a college student and you realize that you somehow managed to write your last 5 papers on Disney (and get A's!) -- Erin

You enter each Disney ride saying, "Ok guys, what face are we gonna make this time", because you know where they take your photo on each ride and like to pose for them! -- Erin

You know your an expert when, you call to make reservations and they know who you are. You know your a Disney expert when, not only do you recognize cast members but they recognize you too. -- Symons

You know you are a Disney Expert when you hear the seemingly benign trivia question asked "How many cinder blocks did it take to build WDW's Cinderella Castle? (and they give you a 10,000 differential" and you know it is a trick question. No cinder blocks were used - it was poured. It is made out of fiberglass. -- Micky Mausse

You know you're a Disney Expert, when fellow employees ask you to plan their Disney vacation. Also, when you know where every restroom is located in every Park. -- Kay Leonard

You know you're a Disney Expert when your entire family can recite the whole Muppets rendition from the theatre in WDW. And quote every joke and corny line they heard while in WDW. -- Tony & Jackie Ruckel

You know how to get around Disney, Orlando, and Kissimmee like you get around your own city.

You nickname your child Mickey or Minnie.

You get mad when people call MK, WDW (ex.. Kids tomorrow we are at Epcot, and next day we will visit WDW)

You secretly figure out how many points it would take to get you to that dude ranch in Arizona (for DVC members only)

You take out a second mortgage to fund your next 10 Disney trips.

You know the subtle difference between WDW, DL, DLP, and Disneyland Tokyo that know one ever notices, not even the CMs.

You use your kitchen sink to make one of those sundaes.

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